The guy that was in the stall before me fell prey to this dastardly trap.

This post really doesn't need a funny caption. Play on words are the greatest.

Running list of people who are of homosexual persuasion:
Ben Hardner
Robert

Your FBI van/chariot awaits.

Thank you captain obvious. I don't know what we would do without you.

Teast, feast. Same same.

and george said let there be blog....

This is the inaugural post of a highly refined and sophisticated blog. You will never find crude bathroom humor here, ever. If that is what you came here for, I apologize for your disappointment. Thank you.